User Profile

I'm an ALMOST fifteen-year-old girl (damn August b-day) living in the North Shore of Chicago in the peaceful (emphasis on that) town of Wilmette. I love writing, laughing, reading, laughing, going to the movies (who doesn't?), laughing, listening to music, and laughing. I write mainly humor stories, ‘cause I seem to be unable to write anything SERIOUS. I play the cello and the piano, swim, am crazy, and jump up and down laughing hysterically whenever I'm excited. I also have too much time on my hands which is the reason my bio is too long for its own good. Anyway, that's me in a paragraph.

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List of Stuff No one Cares About

FAVORITE BOOK: "The Princess Bride" by William Goldman

FAVORITE AUTHORS/CHARACTERS WRITTEN BY THAT AUTHOR: a long, long list
1. Tanya Huff (HELL!! It argues with itself! *laughs*)
2. Mercedes Lackey (what’s-his-name! lol)
3. Frank Herbert (uh…)
4. Will (if you don’t know who I’m talking about you are a disgrace to mankind—everyone!)
5. C.S. Lewis (Caspian! and… Reeticheep!)
6. Lloyd Alexander (Gwydion!)
7. Patricia Wrede (Kazul!)
8. Dianna Wynne Jones (everyone)
9. Robert Jordan (what’s-her-name! [I’m not good with names])
10. Tamora Pierce (though she's not as good as she used to be—George!)
11. Lois McMaster Bujold (ah, Miles. and… Cordelia!)
12. Robin Hobb (Fool!)
13. David Weber (Honor!)
14. Umberto Eco (the detective monk the “The Name of the Rose” whose name is escaping me),
15. LM Montgomery (so it’s not all fantasy, sci-fi, and historical fiction. Lol—Anne, of course)
16. Everyone else I can't be bothered to remember at the moment

FAVORITE MOVIE: “My Fair Lady” and “Huit Femmes”. “My Fair Lady” is a masterpiece about how we women trick men into thinking they control us when they really don't. A disguised feminist play with music, Audrey Hepburn and Rex Harrison: what else does one want in life? “Huit Femmes” or “Eight Women” (I think it’s eight, I can never remember) is a fantastic French murder mystery/comedy in which they all of a sudden break into song every once in a while. It’s excellent!

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Soccer!!!!

FAVORITE SPORT TO PLAY: Swimming *grins ecstatically*

FAVORITE MUSICIAN: Jacqueline Du Pré, Ella (you should know who I'm talking about, if you don't you’re a deprived child), and Dee Dee Bridgewater

FAVORITE SONG: "Martha My Dear" by Paul McCartney (it's about his dog! lol.) and “Lullaby of Birdland” (especially when Sarah Vaughan sings it...)

FAVORITE INSTRUMENT: The cello! Though the piano and clarinet come close

FAVORITE PLACE TO BE: In the ocean… *smiles blissfully*

FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY: sunset

FAVORITE CITY: Vienna…

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PLUGGING 101:

1. I write a lot on fictionpress.net. It’s all there waiting for people to come and give me reviews! Lol.

http://www.fictionpress.com/~laughingfountain

2. My friends and I co-author stories on fp.net under the screen name "The Binder Mafia". Please check us out and review us, especially if you like crazy and random stories. Here's a link:

http://www.fictionpress.com/~thebindermafia

3. Some of us also write fanfiction under the screen name "The Lupishone Wolves" on fanfiction.net. It’s mainly crazy and random variations of POTC that end up having nothing to do with POTC. Here's a link to that:

http://www.fanfiction.net/~lupishonewolves

4. My best friend, who is awesome and betas a lot of my writing, and I are going to post the story we’ve been writing together since…uh…6th grade. Since shortly after we met actually. *laughs* If you review maybe we’ll actually get some initiative to ACTUALLY finishing it. Wait, I lie. We’ve finished it several times but then some three months later decided it sucked and ditched it. I think we’re on our third or fourth version. But anyway, we’re there and will post it as soon as I find my copy… Please check us out!

http://www.fictionpress.net/~mindmeld

I’m a terrible plugger…

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